Substance Misuse Clinic

I decided to switch back to my old blog skin in the end, cause I finally managed to figure out why I had to keep looking at html. Rupa-rupanya I was on the edit HTML mode. Argh!

So yeah where was I?

Took the bus down to Elgin today for substance misuse clinic.

Guess what!!
I didn't have to pay for the bus ride down!!

I got up on the bus, and ask the driver for a return bus ticket to Forres,
and the bus driver who was a youngish lad said that the machine had broken down and he couldn't issue any return tickets, and just ask me to hop onto the bus.
Wahhaa!! good stuff eh?
I managed to catch a ride back with the nurse I was attached to cause she is from Forres too. She's so nice :)


But then I ended up spending money, and buying a birthday card for mum, and a belt for myself.
*sighs*
The sales are evil I tell you!!

Elgin is bigger than I thought, there are so many shops there.
Anyway I'm going back there again on Thursday for orthopaedic clinic.


I spent most of my time at the substance misuse clinic reading my book- Sophie's world, cause everybody was busy doing their work, due to lack of staff.

Oh by the way, I saw lots of condoms everywhere.
Even Durex! Durex is to condoms what Jimmy Choo is to shoes.
I told the patient that they were free condoms, and I said Durex condoms are quite expensive aren't they? and he ended up taking a bunch and stuffing them into his pocket and said, "Never know when I might get lucky eh?"
LOLz! :)

Then in another room, I saw flavoured condoms.
Wow! I was so surprised.
Then, an evil plan popped into my head to wind Ed up and I asked the nurse if I could have some so that I could give them to my friend, and she packed vanilla, chocolate and strawberry flavoured ones into a bag for me.
So damn pai seh!
But I persevered.
I kept saying that, I didn't want them for myself, and I wanted them to wind my friend up, and she was like, "That's what you're saying."
Hahhahaa.

Anyway I would like to once again proclaim my innocence.
I really did get them for my housemate.
See I'm such a good and considerate friend ok.
Hahahaha.

I came back knock on his door.
Ask him if I could ask him a personal question, all the while, giggling like mad.
He said, " I don't think I want to answer your question."
Anyway ask him if he was into er... *censored*
Then I gave him his Christmas present.

Then I ran away laughing.