Yesterday, I suddenly noticed a bunch of pimples had appeared out of nowhere sitting happily on my left chin.
I poked and prodded at the spots to no avail.
Ran into Ed's room.
He was on the phone.
Showed him my spots, and ran away after that.
He said to his friend on the phone, "Anita is showing me her spots" and his friend replied sarcastically, "That's nice of her".
Ran back in.
Ask him if he had any anti-blemish cream.
He said, "No." Then as an after thought he added, "you can barely see the pimples though"
I thought I had seen some cream somewhere so I rummaged through his toiletries bag, looking for anything I can put on my face.
I'm so jealous of his face cleaning set.
All from Clinique.
So jealous.
Was contemplating using his Clinique Scruffing lotion which is akin to a toner.
Ended up finding a tube of Savlon cream.
Frantically dabbed some onto those evil red spots.
*dab*dab*dab*
He said, "Savlon cream is for wounds."
I said," Well it's an antiseptic cream, and pimples have bacteria."
He said, "Anita, you're a weirdo."
I said, "Well you're bonkers."
Runs away again.
Tuesday, 9 December 2008
Substance Misuse Clinic
I decided to switch back to my old blog skin in the end, cause I finally managed to figure out why I had to keep looking at html. Rupa-rupanya I was on the edit HTML mode. Argh!
So yeah where was I?
Took the bus down to Elgin today for substance misuse clinic.
Guess what!!
I didn't have to pay for the bus ride down!!
I got up on the bus, and ask the driver for a return bus ticket to Forres,
and the bus driver who was a youngish lad said that the machine had broken down and he couldn't issue any return tickets, and just ask me to hop onto the bus.
Wahhaa!! good stuff eh?
I managed to catch a ride back with the nurse I was attached to cause she is from Forres too. She's so nice :)
But then I ended up spending money, and buying a birthday card for mum, and a belt for myself.
*sighs*
The sales are evil I tell you!!
Elgin is bigger than I thought, there are so many shops there.
Anyway I'm going back there again on Thursday for orthopaedic clinic.
I spent most of my time at the substance misuse clinic reading my book- Sophie's world, cause everybody was busy doing their work, due to lack of staff.
Oh by the way, I saw lots of condoms everywhere.
Even Durex! Durex is to condoms what Jimmy Choo is to shoes.
I told the patient that they were free condoms, and I said Durex condoms are quite expensive aren't they? and he ended up taking a bunch and stuffing them into his pocket and said, "Never know when I might get lucky eh?"
LOLz! :)
Then in another room, I saw flavoured condoms.
Wow! I was so surprised.
Then, an evil plan popped into my head to wind Ed up and I asked the nurse if I could have some so that I could give them to my friend, and she packed vanilla, chocolate and strawberry flavoured ones into a bag for me.
So damn pai seh!
But I persevered.
I kept saying that, I didn't want them for myself, and I wanted them to wind my friend up, and she was like, "That's what you're saying."
Hahhahaa.
Anyway I would like to once again proclaim my innocence.
I really did get them for my housemate.
See I'm such a good and considerate friend ok.
Hahahaha.
I came back knock on his door.
Ask him if I could ask him a personal question, all the while, giggling like mad.
He said, " I don't think I want to answer your question."
Anyway ask him if he was into er... *censored*
Then I gave him his Christmas present.
Then I ran away laughing.
So yeah where was I?
Took the bus down to Elgin today for substance misuse clinic.
Guess what!!
I didn't have to pay for the bus ride down!!
I got up on the bus, and ask the driver for a return bus ticket to Forres,
and the bus driver who was a youngish lad said that the machine had broken down and he couldn't issue any return tickets, and just ask me to hop onto the bus.
Wahhaa!! good stuff eh?
I managed to catch a ride back with the nurse I was attached to cause she is from Forres too. She's so nice :)
But then I ended up spending money, and buying a birthday card for mum, and a belt for myself.
*sighs*
The sales are evil I tell you!!
Elgin is bigger than I thought, there are so many shops there.
Anyway I'm going back there again on Thursday for orthopaedic clinic.
I spent most of my time at the substance misuse clinic reading my book- Sophie's world, cause everybody was busy doing their work, due to lack of staff.
Oh by the way, I saw lots of condoms everywhere.
Even Durex! Durex is to condoms what Jimmy Choo is to shoes.
I told the patient that they were free condoms, and I said Durex condoms are quite expensive aren't they? and he ended up taking a bunch and stuffing them into his pocket and said, "Never know when I might get lucky eh?"
LOLz! :)
Then in another room, I saw flavoured condoms.
Wow! I was so surprised.
Then, an evil plan popped into my head to wind Ed up and I asked the nurse if I could have some so that I could give them to my friend, and she packed vanilla, chocolate and strawberry flavoured ones into a bag for me.
So damn pai seh!
But I persevered.
I kept saying that, I didn't want them for myself, and I wanted them to wind my friend up, and she was like, "That's what you're saying."
Hahhahaa.
Anyway I would like to once again proclaim my innocence.
I really did get them for my housemate.
See I'm such a good and considerate friend ok.
Hahahaha.
I came back knock on his door.
Ask him if I could ask him a personal question, all the while, giggling like mad.
He said, " I don't think I want to answer your question."
Anyway ask him if he was into er... *censored*
Then I gave him his Christmas present.
Then I ran away laughing.
Saturday, 6 December 2008
Phone Number
My friend Yin Hui is on msn telling me about how last time in secondary school, we used to go for Kasturi tuition and his friend Jason was interested in this Malay mix with Japanese girl and wanted to get her name and phone number but was too chicken to do it. So apparently in the end I got it for him. Anyway her name was Khairulnisa and she's quite pretty.
Hhahahahahah Anyway I kinda forgot that I did such a thing before.
So yeah anyway if anyone out there scared to do anything, come and ask me. I'll ask the girl out for you. Hahahhahaha.
By the way I seem to be playing knight in shining armour and rescuing all the "damsels in distress". Pleas note my obvious sarcasm there :)
1. I fixed Edward's wireless internet connection for him.
2. I figured out how to turn Edward's heater down.
3. And he made me read the map and direct him on how to get to Dingwall. So I teased him and said that he doesn't know how to read the map. And he replied that, he can't read the map while driving :P By the way, I HATE reading maps.
4. Then last time in Aberdeen in the hotel room, when all the lights went off, and us plus the concierge were hunting all over for the electricity box, and I found it in the end, so the concierge managed to get the electricity back on.
5. The time when those two called me up on the phone, and was complaining about how the washing machine and heater and this and that was not working in the new flat. And I was wondering how come one is a boy and the other one is an engineer, calling me up the girl who is a medic and I was staying far away from the house to ask me about their flat stuff when I'm not even there. Anyway in the end I did go back during that weekend, and figured out why the washing machine was not working.
The reason was because they didn't switch on the electricity plug point properly -_-
I can't think of anymore examples at the moment, but I think that will suffice.
Hhahahahahah Anyway I kinda forgot that I did such a thing before.
So yeah anyway if anyone out there scared to do anything, come and ask me. I'll ask the girl out for you. Hahahhahaha.
By the way I seem to be playing knight in shining armour and rescuing all the "damsels in distress". Pleas note my obvious sarcasm there :)
1. I fixed Edward's wireless internet connection for him.
2. I figured out how to turn Edward's heater down.
3. And he made me read the map and direct him on how to get to Dingwall. So I teased him and said that he doesn't know how to read the map. And he replied that, he can't read the map while driving :P By the way, I HATE reading maps.
4. Then last time in Aberdeen in the hotel room, when all the lights went off, and us plus the concierge were hunting all over for the electricity box, and I found it in the end, so the concierge managed to get the electricity back on.
5. The time when those two called me up on the phone, and was complaining about how the washing machine and heater and this and that was not working in the new flat. And I was wondering how come one is a boy and the other one is an engineer, calling me up the girl who is a medic and I was staying far away from the house to ask me about their flat stuff when I'm not even there. Anyway in the end I did go back during that weekend, and figured out why the washing machine was not working.
The reason was because they didn't switch on the electricity plug point properly -_-
I can't think of anymore examples at the moment, but I think that will suffice.
Monday, 1 December 2008
How to become muscular
So anyway right today I was seeing patients in clinic, then one of my patients asked me on advice how to beef up and become more muscular cause he said he has been going to the gym a lot and also eating a lot of junk food.
Hmmm...So I didn't really know how to answer his question,
then my GP told him that it's all due to genetics and some people eat and exercise a lot but are still not able to become muscular and advised him to eat healthy and exercise.
So over dinner, I asked Edward about it.
Cause you know Edward goes to the gym a lot so he is quite muscular.
By the way, don't let Edward know I put his picture up on the internet, he will kill me. LOL.
Also Edward's friend Gareth suddenly became super muscular over summer (yeah I'm so shocked too, cause I saw his pictures on facebook), and gave him some good advice on it.
What Edward told me was:
1. Do more anaerobic exercise e.g lifting weight, swimming etc.
2. Don't do aerobic exercises.
3. Eat lots and lots and lots of protein.
So yeah that's the 3 step programme on how to build bulk.
As for me, the best advice I can give is on how to become a fatty bom-bom like me. OMG seriously I put on damn a lot of weight in the past month staying in the bed and breakfast.
1. Eat lots of food. Just finish up everything you are given.
2. Eat a fatty cooked breakfast every morning. The works: Sausage, black pudding, bacon, scrambled eggs, beans, fried mushroom, toast, fruit, yoghurt, coffee, orange juice.
3. Eat lots and lots of dessert cakes, pudding. Basically whatever you can lay your hands on. Yummylicious :)
4. Sit in bed all day.
5. Don't do any exercise. I have quite a good excuse for this one--damn cold outside!
6. Sleep a lot.
7. Watch lots of tv, read a book, skype, telephone just sit on your bed and don't get out to get any fresh air.
Hahahahah good stuff right? No wonder I'm so fat already, and I can hardly button my pants :0
Hmmm...So I didn't really know how to answer his question,
then my GP told him that it's all due to genetics and some people eat and exercise a lot but are still not able to become muscular and advised him to eat healthy and exercise.
So over dinner, I asked Edward about it.
Cause you know Edward goes to the gym a lot so he is quite muscular.
By the way, don't let Edward know I put his picture up on the internet, he will kill me. LOL.
Also Edward's friend Gareth suddenly became super muscular over summer (yeah I'm so shocked too, cause I saw his pictures on facebook), and gave him some good advice on it.
What Edward told me was:
1. Do more anaerobic exercise e.g lifting weight, swimming etc.
2. Don't do aerobic exercises.
3. Eat lots and lots and lots of protein.
So yeah that's the 3 step programme on how to build bulk.
As for me, the best advice I can give is on how to become a fatty bom-bom like me. OMG seriously I put on damn a lot of weight in the past month staying in the bed and breakfast.
1. Eat lots of food. Just finish up everything you are given.
2. Eat a fatty cooked breakfast every morning. The works: Sausage, black pudding, bacon, scrambled eggs, beans, fried mushroom, toast, fruit, yoghurt, coffee, orange juice.
3. Eat lots and lots of dessert cakes, pudding. Basically whatever you can lay your hands on. Yummylicious :)
4. Sit in bed all day.
5. Don't do any exercise. I have quite a good excuse for this one--damn cold outside!
6. Sleep a lot.
7. Watch lots of tv, read a book, skype, telephone just sit on your bed and don't get out to get any fresh air.
Hahahahah good stuff right? No wonder I'm so fat already, and I can hardly button my pants :0
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