How to annoy me 101

One of the surest way of annoying me would be to ask me for help in chasing after a girl.
I mean seriously.
What the heck.
Do I look like a playboy who has successfully chased after a million girls?
or a guy who has balls the size of texas and has managed to seduced and bed girls everywhere?
Obviously the answer for the above two questions are NO.
Therefore don't bloody ask me for help in chasing after girls.
I think it's quite pointless to ask somebody else for help in chasing after a girl.
I mean how the heck do you expect your friend to help you anyway?

Let's say for example you would like to know more about the girl you're after.
Go bloody find out about her yourself.
If you like her that much, you should just go talk to her and find out more about her yourself instead of asking your friend about her.
Don't you think it's foolish to ask your friend all about her, and when you actually find time to talk to her, you have nothing interesting to ask her since you already know all those information about her?? Wouldn't it be more interesting for you if you discovered the information yourself instead?
Another scenario would be, she might even think that you were stalking her or something if you already knew all that information about her without her telling you.

Another thing I would like to add is, I wonder why guys would want to find out about the girls' interests from her friends. As in, what if her interests were something different. So would you force yourself to have the same interests as her then? Or be interested in the same things as her?
Then wouldn't the relationship be based on a false foundation which would come crumbling to the ground soon enough?
Basically, just find out her interests for yourself instead of asking her friends. I mean it's definitely great if you have common interests, but it's not the end of the world if the interests are different, as each and everyone of us is a unique individual :) That's what makes us all interesting anyway.
And if it's not meant to be then it's not meant to be, so don't need to force yourself to like the same thing the person you have a crush on likes, cause you will just end up not being true to yourself. What's the point of that then?

Another question you might ask would be how you would go after the girl?
Like as if I would bloody know,
since I've not gone after any girls before.
I shall pardon your stupidity since you think with your ahem instead of your brains.

Well you can tell me who you like, but I am most certainly not interested in helping you attain your dream girl or whatever.
I don't even mind if you lament to be about your crush,
but I definitely cannot stand it if you ask me for help in chasing after a girl.
Wrong person to ask for help.

Honestly I think guys should actually ask guys for help instead of girls.
Duh.
I mean that's kinda obvious isn't it?
Guys would obviously have more experience chasing after girls.
since girls don't chase after girls.
Unless they're lesbian of course.

So yes, that's all for my rants today.

If you do find trouble chasing after a girl, I shall offer some tips and advices.

1. I think you can never go wrong with chocolates and teddy bears.
2. Be a gentleman to her.
3. Go talk to her. Msn, e-mail, facebook, SMS. Whatver I don't really care what method you use.
4. Shower her with lots of attention
5. Be nice to her
6. Ask her out
7. Try and look nice. For example: Gel up your hair, dress properly, shave, etc.
8. Be nice to her friends. This is quite important since girls obviously gossip amongst themselves.
9. I think quite a lot of girls are attracted to bad boys. Maybe it's their charisma, or perhaps girls always think that they can be the girl who changes the guy. Anyway who knows? I don't, so can't comment.

Okay I have run out of ideas.
Anyway that's the basic structure I think.