Conversations..

Conversation 1

I walked into the doctor's room and spotted a Oxford handbook of clinical medicine 3rd edition on the shelf. I picked it up and while flipping through the book said "This book is ancient!"
The registrar in the room then replied, "ooh you must have one of the latest edition then"
"No no, my book is quite old too, only the 5th edition"
Registrar then said, "Don't worry even though the book is old, but the knowledge in our head is new". Which sent the 3 of us laughing our heads off.

Conversation 2

I was describing to Anuj how I met andrew, and I mentioned that andrew stole my breast surgery from me.
"I walked into the operating theatre, and I saw somebody else scrubbing into the surgery I was supposed to scrub into"
Andrew then replied, "Well, I took the work of holding the retractors for the surgery off your shoulders, besides I'm being paid to scrub in".
"But I have to pay to scrub in!" I retorted.


Conversation 3

I know I tend to ask strange questions sometimes.
Like how while I was in Kuala Kubu Bharu and I asked the doctor if women would end up having loose vaginas if they had sex more often.I know there's some sort of myth somewhere stating that.
I think her replied was probably no.
Or the other time when I asked my senior was graduating and he was gonna wear a kilt, and I asked him whether he was gonna wear underwear underneath his kilt, cause I read somewhere that scottish men didn't wear underwear when they're wearing kilts, and I think I even spotted pictures on the net of men caught on camera not wearing underwear when the wind came and blew their kilts up into the air. hahaha~! Anyway, I think he was too embrassed to reply me in the end.